I have a passion for horrible jokes. I can't help it. Sometimes it seems that the more moan and groan inducing the joke is, the more I adore it. I've fought the urge to include these in this blog but you know, after much consideration, I decided to include them after all. It won't be a daily thing but you'll definitely start seeing more of them. Email submissions are always welcome as well. If I post your joke I'll make sure you get credit!
So here are two of the absolute worst jokes I've heard in recent memory:
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place. He asks the waiter to make him one with everything.
Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders a scotch. The second man remembers something he'd forgotten and suddenly doubles over in pain. Moaning in agony he falls to the floor and then falls through the floor and into the earth. He looks up from the bottom of the pit he's fallen into and sees the first man drinking his scotch yet says nothing. They're not that close.
Thank you I'll be here all week....
And I wonder why someone emailed me the suggestion to rename my blog "Brain Droppings."
Hey, if George Carlin (requiescat in pace) hadn't already used it as a book title, I'd be all over it.
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