Monday, September 9, 2013

Let's Talk About Sex

Okay, that was a dirty trick.

Sue me.

Kids, today I'm going to dazzle you with a little mental gymnastics and give you my well thought out and actual rant-free opinion on our country's involvement /place in the whole Syria crisis. Your dirty little monkey ass now should feel obligated to read it word for word because you clicked on the blog title wondering what the hell kind of perverted, right of center, oh dear God can you actually do that with a hogfish kinda of deviant crap I was gonna talk about after reading the word sex in today's title.

Dirty, dirty little monkey.

My opinion is simple.  We should not in any way shape or form, as individuals or collectively as a nation, endorse military action that is simply a save-face maneuver for our clueless commander in chief.  Our military personnel should in no way have to risk their lives because our president waffled a threat over the front door of a despot and then didn't have the stones OR A LEGITIMATE REASON to back it up.  This is nothing more than yet another distraction to keep our attention away from Obamacare in all its illustrious glory and a dozen other instances of political malfeasance conducted by our leadership.  Yes what's happened in Syria is horrible but guess what folks, it didn't just start, now did it? Hopefully someone in Congress will actually listen to their constituency and this will all silently fall by the ditch somewhere before we end up facing more significant tragedies than the one whose anniversary rolls around this Wednesday.  
And that's my thoughts on Syria.

You know I'm starting to feel bad about the whole sex ruse.  I feel I owe something.

Boobies.  

There now I feel better.