I had the sublime pleasure of standing in line for breakfast yesterday morning behind this creature, we'll call it a woman just so we can move this on along, who was loudly airing her personal business into her cell phone. The comment that came from her mouth-hole as I stood there behind her with post-early-morning-radio-haze was "my tendinitis in my elbow is so bad that I decided to go on disability, so no girl, I don't work no more."
At that particular point the little alien creature in my head that's driving this here Brian suit (yes the MIB reference is intended) wanted to hit the escape hatch button, walk across the floor on his own two-inch legs, and bite this moron in the ankle out of pure hate before he died of oxygen exposure.
What the bleeding fuck lady?!?!
If tendinitis in the elbow is enough to qualify for disability then my daily aches and pains ought to qualify me to be the god damned president! You do have to be completely ineffective and non-functioning right?
I don't want to run off on some psychotic rant at the moment but folks, I've got to tell you, I am so sick of the disability / public assistance racket in the country that I can't see straight. Granted I deal with it every day on my job but my dear sweet God am I sick of these perfectly able to work pieces of shit making $60,000+ a year on mine and your nickel because their na-na hurts and they popped out a pile of mouths to feed.
Pant-pant. Deep breath. Woosah...
Screw it I'm going to the gym...
At that particular point the little alien creature in my head that's driving this here Brian suit (yes the MIB reference is intended) wanted to hit the escape hatch button, walk across the floor on his own two-inch legs, and bite this moron in the ankle out of pure hate before he died of oxygen exposure.
What the bleeding fuck lady?!?!
If tendinitis in the elbow is enough to qualify for disability then my daily aches and pains ought to qualify me to be the god damned president! You do have to be completely ineffective and non-functioning right?
I don't want to run off on some psychotic rant at the moment but folks, I've got to tell you, I am so sick of the disability / public assistance racket in the country that I can't see straight. Granted I deal with it every day on my job but my dear sweet God am I sick of these perfectly able to work pieces of shit making $60,000+ a year on mine and your nickel because their na-na hurts and they popped out a pile of mouths to feed.
Pant-pant. Deep breath. Woosah...
Screw it I'm going to the gym...
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